Byker
2021-04-07 00:15:16 UTC
How to get rid of China in 48 hours:
1) Chinese sub captain decides to play chicken with carrier task force in
South China Sea by surfacing in front of a CVN and expecting it to swerve
aside.
2) Said sub gets crunched and keel-hauled under the USS Gerald R. Ford with
the loss of all hands.
3) Premier Xi goes on-camera and incites 1.45 billion Chingchongs into
howling mobs, accusing the U.S. of deliberately ramming the sub and
demanding an apology and reparations.
4) U.S. President tells Charlie Chan to shove it up his fanny.
5) PLA leaders go absolutely apeshit now that they've suffered an
unforgivable "loss of face" in front of the rest of the world and are
thirsting for "revenge", preferring "death over dishonor" like most Asians.
6) Like FDR did with the Japs, Washington allows Beijing to fire the first
shots.
7) In 12 hours, ships on both sides are being sunk and island bases are
under attack.
8) In 18 hours, targets on the Chinese mainland are being pulverized.
9) In 24 hours, the nukes start to fly, tactical at first, then strategic.
10) In 48 hours, China ceases to exist for the remainder of the 21st
Century...
1) Chinese sub captain decides to play chicken with carrier task force in
South China Sea by surfacing in front of a CVN and expecting it to swerve
aside.
2) Said sub gets crunched and keel-hauled under the USS Gerald R. Ford with
the loss of all hands.
3) Premier Xi goes on-camera and incites 1.45 billion Chingchongs into
howling mobs, accusing the U.S. of deliberately ramming the sub and
demanding an apology and reparations.
4) U.S. President tells Charlie Chan to shove it up his fanny.
5) PLA leaders go absolutely apeshit now that they've suffered an
unforgivable "loss of face" in front of the rest of the world and are
thirsting for "revenge", preferring "death over dishonor" like most Asians.
6) Like FDR did with the Japs, Washington allows Beijing to fire the first
shots.
7) In 12 hours, ships on both sides are being sunk and island bases are
under attack.
8) In 18 hours, targets on the Chinese mainland are being pulverized.
9) In 24 hours, the nukes start to fly, tactical at first, then strategic.
10) In 48 hours, China ceases to exist for the remainder of the 21st
Century...